Fucking Weekend Gaming News: Geralt Has No Fucking Penis in The Witcher 3!!

Time to talk about a really big problem in one of the probably best games of 2015. The Witcher III might be awesome but it has nudity and sex scenes and while we can see tits and asses we can’t see Geral’ts crown jewels and his massive supernatural witcher-cock.

Thanks to the investigative journalists from Kotaku and also the Germanic (Of course!) friends from PCGames.de that installed a free camera mod that allows the gamers to “explore” everything in the Witcher’s world.?? Including his crotch.?? With all the dynamic beard growing technology in the Witcher 3 I would have expected that it wouldn’t be the only thing that can …grow there in real time.

 

witcher 333…awwwww.wtf.

  • Dustin

    0_0

    Um… so, he’s a eunuch then? How the hell does he get as much pussy as he does?!?

  • FullmetalJ

    RAIDEN!

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